Russians from Louisiana

So I'm having a conversation with Kyle. We're quiet for roughly 30 seconds when a male gymnast does an insane vault. 

I say "man! Where is he from?!"

Immediately, immediately mind you... Kyle replies "I think somewhere in Louisiana."

Now this might sound like a plausible answer except the heat we're watching doesn't feature the American team. 

Turns out, he's Russian. So I'm like... What?!?!

Kyle says "oh I fell asleep and I guess I was dreaming about people from Louisiana!"

Dude... 30 second lull in the conversation. 

Beach volleyball

Let's just start by saying I'm pretty sure the most nude you can be on non cable television is when playing beach volleyball during the Olympics. 

My bra and underwear cover more than those "uniforms"!!!

And hello lady with the DDD boobs. You're about to completely fall out on world wide TV. 

What's with the Chinese girl wearing a separate bikini top underneath?! And the pink visor?! Last I checked, pink was not a national color of China. 

And then the Americans. Poupeé like cray cray!!!!! Girl, pick that wedgie! I don't need to see your buttcheeks! And obviously, you tan in the nude because that whole bun is browned. 

I have a lot to say

So apparently, I can't just WATCH the Olympics. I have WAY too many things to say about these games. Most of it is just random musings but some of it are great concerns. 

I worry my Facebook friends may unfriend me if I post too often, so I'm going to take up space on the internets. If you're still reading, God bless you.